"Another commonsense, conservative 'mama grizzly'".
This is how Sarah Palin described a political candidate. It would be nice to be able to say "what does that even mean?" Unfortunately, I get the gist of it. What's even more sad is that at this point most Americans are acquainted enough with Palinspeak to get it. And downright tragic is the fact that it resonates with a lot of people.
You see, this was not an offhand comment. This was prepared statement on facebook. Furthermore, it turns out that "mama grizzly" is a term Sarah Palin is using regularly now. Clearly many people simply eat it up (99% of whom have probably never seen a grizzly bear). But Palinisms make me sick, so I'll stop using those and start using some Nylonisms.
Let me tell ya... what a dumb fucking cunt. Considering all of the stupid shit that comes out of her lips, it's not surprising how much manages to go into her daughters' without a condom. If I had a nickel for every time Sarah Palin said something so fucking retarded I'd be able to get two hookers to dress up like the twat and eat each others' moose tacos before fighting to the death. The bitch is a walking pro-choice advertisement. Any time I hear Sarah Palin "speak" it drives home the belief that abortions should be free, tax deductable and if your last name is Palin, available up until the twenty fourth tri-mester. Here's the solution though: Sarah Bara-cooter should go down to the gulf with that $150,000 wardrobe the McCain campaign bought her, sop up as much oil as possible and then wear it to her next Obama effigy burning. Vile whore. Eat shit and die bitch.
Hey, that was pretty good! In deference to the master I will admit that it's not as catchy as "mama grizzly". Maybe I could just be a quarter term governor instead of a half term one.
This is how Sarah Palin described a political candidate. It would be nice to be able to say "what does that even mean?" Unfortunately, I get the gist of it. What's even more sad is that at this point most Americans are acquainted enough with Palinspeak to get it. And downright tragic is the fact that it resonates with a lot of people.
You see, this was not an offhand comment. This was prepared statement on facebook. Furthermore, it turns out that "mama grizzly" is a term Sarah Palin is using regularly now. Clearly many people simply eat it up (99% of whom have probably never seen a grizzly bear). But Palinisms make me sick, so I'll stop using those and start using some Nylonisms.
Let me tell ya... what a dumb fucking cunt. Considering all of the stupid shit that comes out of her lips, it's not surprising how much manages to go into her daughters' without a condom. If I had a nickel for every time Sarah Palin said something so fucking retarded I'd be able to get two hookers to dress up like the twat and eat each others' moose tacos before fighting to the death. The bitch is a walking pro-choice advertisement. Any time I hear Sarah Palin "speak" it drives home the belief that abortions should be free, tax deductable and if your last name is Palin, available up until the twenty fourth tri-mester. Here's the solution though: Sarah Bara-cooter should go down to the gulf with that $150,000 wardrobe the McCain campaign bought her, sop up as much oil as possible and then wear it to her next Obama effigy burning. Vile whore. Eat shit and die bitch.
Hey, that was pretty good! In deference to the master I will admit that it's not as catchy as "mama grizzly". Maybe I could just be a quarter term governor instead of a half term one.
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